Monday, May 19, 2003

Mention Me! XL

Thanks to Marm0t and Gregory Blake for their comments on Friday's Anchormen show. And, yes, even though Gregory doesn't really mention the Anks, both of them were there. Who do you think they are? Jayson Blair?

[Added later] This made me smile:

I regret that the only conversation I've had with Mr. Heath Row was while I was intoxicated at a party in Austin. We did talk a bit about punk rock shows, I think... it's too bad I remember very little of it.


That's OK, Andre Torrez. I don't remember meeting you either.

Corollary: Music to My Ears XXXV

Dr. Frank's made another new song available online: "Institutionalized Misogyny." He's also selling an eight-track CD of songs recorded in his bedroom: Eight Little Songs. "These CDs were originally intended to be sold only at shows," Dr. Frank says. "But there have been a lot of requests for mail order from people who couldn't make to the shows." Why, that describes me exactly. I missed both his New York City and Cambridge shows. Grr. He says my CD is in the mail.

Corollary: Anchormen, Aweigh! XXIII

The Stuff@Night writeup is also online. If only the Anks were so widely written about every time we played!

Corollary: Geocache Me If You Can II

After making my Fort Washington post earlier today, I was talking to a friend who also works in the Scotch & Sirloin building about how cool it'd be if there were a directory of all of the blue historical marker signs in Cambridge. Well, there is. And it features photographs of all of the markers. There's even a marker showing where Meig's Experimental Railway -- a monorail! -- was located. Another handy resource is the site's list of markers that have gone missing -- removed or vandalized. What a wonderful service!

The Cambridge Historical Commission also offers its own directory of historical markers. The commission's list is more wide ranging, including the granite tombstone markers put in in the late 1800s, the cast-iron markers installed in the '30s, the history stations erected in 1976, and the North Cambridge signs, which were slated for installation last year.

Now I have to collect them all! Sheesh.

Comics and Controversy III

The American Family Association is targeting the Make-a-Wish Foundation for receiving funds raised at the recent Pittsburgh Comicon. Because the convention featured models, including former Playboy Playmates who were fully clothed, along with the usual booths selling comics, games, and fantasy art, as well as Playboy back issues, the AFA contends that the Pittsburgh Comicon was a "porn convention" including "pornographic programs."

In the past, the AFA has boycotted Disney, called for decreased funding of the NEA, and vehemently opposed homosexuality. The AFA has also boycotted Kmart, "one of the largest distributors of pornography in America." More accomplishments mentioned in their 1994 annual report paint a pretty complete picture of where the organization stands.

What I'd like to see is where the AFA's funding comes from. Especially the money they used to publish their anti-pornography comic book.

Thanks to Bookslut.

Geocache Me If You Can II

I found my first cache yesterday! What a neat thing. With the cache located in a part of town that I haven't spent too much time in, I enjoyed walking through the remnants of Cambridgeport's industrial section -- past a row of old cottages that once housed soap factory employees, I'm told -- and to a location that creatively combines Geocaching and local history.



The cache was located exactly where it was supposed to be, which makes me more confident in the accuracy of my Geko, and I wish the park actually had bench seating within the enclosure. I would have lingered longer to read Ray Raphael's A People's History of the American Revolution in the sun.



I don't know if the following is bad form in terms of sharing spoilers with non-Geocachers, but I'm really glad that my first successful cache was located where it was. Within eyeshot of the new Simmons Hall at MIT, which was just featured in this weekend's New York Times Magazine (written up by local literati Pagan Kennedy, no less!), the Fort Washington Historic District is the only surviving physical remnant of the Revolutionary War in Cambridge.

While it's appreciated that the city has preserved the site of Fort Washington, Cambridge could do much more with historical signage. Some sort of explanatory marker -- beyond the small plaques on the pillars near the main entrance gate to the park -- would be nice. Also, word is that the fort was just one of many fortified embankments that crossed cambridge, many ridging Dana Hill. More historical markers to look for!

Digesting the Daily XIV

Recent editions of the Daily Northwestern, the student newspaper of my alma mater, featured several media-, technology-, and activism-related items that might be of interest to Media Dieticians.

Comix Revolution to offer free comics
Owner hopes participation in national Free Comic Book Day will draw new readers to Davis Street store
(May 1, 2003)
Full disclosure: I went to college with Comix Revolution's owner Jim Mortensen. Together, we founded and ran the Northwestern University Comic Book Interest Group (or something like that), a student club that hosted on-campus talks by Gary Carlson and Chris Ecker, Larry Marder, and Scott McCloud before we got frustrated that the other members only wanted to buy and sell back issues.

Errors, writers' lack of interest obvious in Daily and nyou
(May 2, 2003)
Former Daily nyou editor and Forum editor Pete Mortensen writes in to air dirty laundry and sour grapes about his time editing the nyou section -- and to set Dan Eder, the writer who penned the piece on Free Comic Book Day, straight on the event, comics, and global culture. Were it not for Mortensen's -- curious whether he's related to Jim! -- sour grapes, his corrections and commentary would be welcome and well-intended, but as it is, his letter comes across as a crying jag. All Mortensen needed was a trigger and a target to vent frustrations that have little to do with the particular story in question. Interesting that it's comic books that set him off. Straw. Back. You do the math?

Cats gone wild
It was like the start of a bad porn flick. An innocent young journalist wandered through the long hallways of the Omni Orrington Hotel in Evanston. The only noise? A cleaning cart creaking ever so slowly past the dim lights and empty rooms. At the end of the hall, the door to the "Playboy Suite" slid open. The reporter was being "interviewed" by a former Playmate and professional Playboy photographer. "Can I record this?" was about to take on a whole new meaning.
(May 8, 2003)

If you work for a college newspaper and would like to sign me up for a complimentary subscription, please feel free to do so. My address is in the grey bar over on the left.

Anchormen, Aweigh! XXIII

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Anchormen's CD release party and Handstand Command anniversary smell-ebration Friday night at the Milky Way! The other bands -- including the Operators, Asian Babe Alert, and the Reaganauts -- all played really well, and the crowd was awesome. How did the Anks do? Well, we made more money than we ever have before. We sold a lot of the new record. We drank a lot of beer. And we didn't really play that many songs in the end. Sorry for the short set. But isn't that the way it should be? Quality, not quantity. Less is more. (Except when it comes to the money and beer, natch.)

Thanks to our fellow Handstand Commandos. Thanks to BJ and the Milky Way. Thanks to the Phoenix, Globe, and Stuff@Night for the nice press. Thanks to Dan the '80s hardcore fan who came just to see the Reaganauts. Thanks to Tom and Steve for hosting the after party. And thank you for doing whatever it is that you do. Keep up the good work.

As if the new record and bang-up show isn't enough, we also recently redesigned our Web site. Check it out when you have half a mo.

Music to My Ears XL

I just downloaded and installed iTunes 4 so I can access Apple's still new and much-lauded Music Store. It's a pretty amazing thing. Apple's credit card processing is temporarily unavailable, but as soon as I'm able to get my account sorted, I'm going to download Frank Sinatra's "I've Got You Under My Skin" for 99 cents. The song's been stuck in my head for the last week or so, and it's high time I actually listen to it.

The Free-Range Comic Book Project XXVI

This is an installment of Media Diet's Free-Range Comic Book Project.

Dark Image #1 (Image/Malibu, March 1993). Writers: Brandon Choi, Sam Kieth, Jim Lee, Rob Liefeld, and Bill Messner-Loebs. Artists: Sam Kieth, Jim Lee, and Rob Liefeld. Location: On the Green Line between Park Street and Haymarket.


For more information on this project, please refer to this Media Diet entry.

Friday, May 16, 2003

From the In Box: Books Worth a Look XII

On your site (which is very nicely designed and informative, by the way), I found you had written this regarding Skydark Spawn.

Another of the men's adventure series published monthly by Gold Eagle, a division of Harlequin, this is one of the few series not ghostwritten by mulitple authors


Actually, Deathlands has been written by multiple authors since 1995. There have been eight writers spread out over 30-odd books since Stoneface.

Skydark Spawn was the first Deathlands novel written by Edo Van Belkom, and from what I've seen posted on the review section of JamesAxler.com, the book appears to be not very well received. Actually, that's putting it mildly.

The Destroyer [series] was/is written primarily by one author as well as the Outlanders series, which also bears the James Axler house name. Since James Axler does not exist and never has, people who write books under that name are not ghostwriters, they're contributors.

So Deathlands most decidely
is a multiple author series. Although Outlanders and the Destroyer have occasionally featured books by fill-in writers, those are the only two series still primarily guided by single authors.

In the case of Outlanders, the author who originated it is still writing it which makes it unique among Gold Eagle's current output.

So...I'm just sayin'...
-- Anonymous Media Dietician

Interesting! Thanks for setting me straight. I'll have to check in front of the book to see if someone is thanked for their contributions to the work -- the modus operandi in the Executioner series at least. When reading the book -- and previous editions in the series -- I don't recall tips of the hat to writers. I continue to be fascinated by series books, particularly the Gold Eagle line. If only they would offer single series subscriptions!

Workaday World XXXI

I just got the weirdest thing I've ever received in the mail at work. Dave at the front desk emailed me that I had an extremely large UPS box for me at the front desk. Shipped from a Crate & Barrel in Elizabeth, New Jersey, the box contained a single blue couch cushion and a gift card.





Only problem is, I don't have any friends named Kenny. And I haven't hosted anyone other than my mother and Cory Doctorow in recent months. Is this a joke?



Our theory is that this Kenny person stayed with a friend recently, perhaps sleeping on their couch and either drooling on or otherwise damaging a single cushion on that couch. So he sent a replacement cushion upon arriving home. I'm tempted to keep the cushion -- it's got a handle! -- or to gift it to the parking attendant at Joe Tecce's who kneels to pray to Mecca every day. But I think I need to contact Crate & Barrel and arrange the blue cushion's return.

This, I will do Monday. The only other thing I can think of is that my occasional mentions of the Big Blue Couch on Church Corner inspired a Media Dietician to send me this cushion. Wouldn't that be a kick if it were the case!

Anchormen, Aweigh! XXII

The Anchormen show and Handstand Command anniversary has attracted some attention in the local rock press. In the Boston Globe, we earned a brief mention in the Go! Weekend column that says, basically, that if you can't get into the sold-out Stephen Malkmus show, you should go to the Anchormen show instead. Woot! And in the Boston Phoenix, the Anks rate as one of the Editors' Picks. After blipping past the Rock 'n' Roll Rumble, the Phoenix says the following:

Meanwhile, Somerville's favorite geek-punks, the Anchormen, continue their advocacy for the overeducated, underemployed, and attention-deprived indie masses on Nation of Interns (Unstoppable Records), an album of smart-assed history lectures set to a squall that veers from MC5-esque fuzz blasts to chimp-rocking post punk blurts to something approaching melodic satisfaction. Tonight they'll celebrate the disc's release with their compatriots in Somerville's Handstand Command collective, the Operators, as well as Asian Babe Alert and the Reaganauts, a group of Northampton indie-rockers playing Minor Threat and Black Flag covers.


"Chimp-rocking"! For Media Dieticians not in the Boston area, Chimp Rock is actually a bonafide musical genre -- one that is even mentioned in Trouser Press. Comprising bands such as the Swirlies, the Dambuilders, Fat Day, and Kudgel, which even released a record called "Chimp Rock Is Dead," the scene spanned Boston and Cambridge in the early '90s.

I don't know if the Anks are quite Chimp Rock material -- I mean, the Swirlies! Fat Day! -- but it's certainly flattering to be held in such high company. Calloo.

The Free-Range Comic Book Project XXV

This is an installment of Media Diet's Free-Range Comic Book Project.

Cyberforce Vol. 2, #23 (Image, early June 1996). Writer: Brian Holguin. Artist: Kevin Lau. Location: On top of a fire extinguisher box in the Sound Museum in the South End.


For more information on this project, please refer to this Media Diet entry.

Thursday, May 15, 2003

From the In Box: The Blogging of Business

Sadly, there's nothing easy like this at all that I know of that is easy to implement. If you would put out the call for programmers to cook up some sort of PHP/Perl parser of XML feeds, I'd be more than happy to guinea pig it on my box. My own attempts at writing one were crappy to a waste of time (so far). -- Joe Sizzle

This might be a project for LazyWeb then.

What I would like to be able to do is create a Web page adjacent to my blog that compiles ongoing posts from blogs that I frequent -- something akin to LiveJournal's Friends post aggregator, which handles LiveJournal posts from people you link to as friends as well as outside RSS feeds... or Stephen Downe's Edu_RSS, which collects feeds from sites that he's identified as appropriate for that aggregation page.

Think blogroll or bookmarks, only with recent posts all on the same page, including links back to the original, independent blogs. You could add and remove sites that are part of the syndicated compilation as your reading roster changes, and posts would be displayed in chronological order regardless of their source sites.

Corollary: The Blogging of Business

Tony Perkins' new Web network project AlwaysOn now offers member blogs. So far, only three members have begun personal blogs within the service, but I like the format better than that of Ecademy, of which I'm also a member. It's nice to see Perkins finally introduce proper blogging to the system instead of just calling every single piece of content -- member contributed and otherwise -- a "blog." We'll see where this goes!

While I can see some value in collective, focused blogging services such as this and Ecademy, I'm not sure I understand the value of being part of a content compiler rather than running my own blog. Part of Media Diet's charm, I like to think, is its independence -- even though I am, oh, so ever loosely affiliated with Cardhouse.

What I would like to see -- and what Tom McManamon of the Nebraska Company would like to see -- is an RSS feed- or LiveJournal-like Friends content aggregator in which blogs I follow all find a home in one metablog. I add, I subtract, I control. Or bloggers can loosely collectivize to create a metablog that syndicates posts to their respective, independent blogs. Then we could read by tribe or by individual mind.

Is anything like that available or in the works?

Technofetishism XXXVIII

My mom and dad were able to get their new Ergo Audrey up and running yesterday, even sending me a couple of enthusiastic thank-you emails. But when they tried to add a new email address specifically for my mom to use with their local ISP, Audrey gave up the ghost. Their local tech helper hasn't been able to figure out what's what, and I've posted a couple of queries for assistance to Audrey-related discussion boards. If any Media Dieticians are Audrey enthusiasts and are willing to help troubleshoot via email or phone, email me. We'd appreciate the help!

Electronic Entertainment Expo 2003

Media Diet would like to welcome its first guestblogger, Kurt Squire.

A research manager for MIT's Games-to-Teach project in the comparative media studies department, Kurt works with students and staff to develop conceptual prototypes for the next generation of interactive educational entertainment. He is also co-founder of Joystick 101, a Web-based community of gamers, designers, critics, academics, and researchers interested in the in-depth study of video games. Joystick 101 features game criticism, news, reviews, previews, and interviews.

For the rest of this week or so, Kurt will be filing Media Diet reports live and on site from the Electronic Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles. Media Diet is glad to have Kurt on the team! Welcome.

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Blogging About Blogging LIX

In addition to Blogger's Recently Updated page, Blogger also offers a Fresh Blogs RSS feed now. Awesome.

Music to My Ears XXXIX

When I stayed with Jim Munroe during a recent trip to Toronto, I asked him whether the phrase "no biggles," which he uses in Everyone in Silico, is actual Canadian slang. Turns out that it's not, that Jim forgot he'd even included that phrase in the book, and that he doesn't even know what it means -- or why he liked it. Nevertheless, he was so inspired by my visit and the phrase that he writ this little ditty. Now, I've written songs about people before -- mostly girls I have crushes on -- but I don't think anyone has ever written a song based on something I've said or done. Yay!

Sites on the Side of the Road VII

Stephen Shapiro, former head of Accenture's process excellence practice and author of the book 24/7 Innovation is planning a three-month tour of the United States to research his forthcoming book Creative America. Starting June 1, Shapiro will ring the country, hitting major urban areas as well as smaller cities in between. Seems like a fascinating project!

Corollary: Event-O-Dex LVI

The flier for Friday's show:



Come one; come all.

Street Art V

A cartoonist friend of mine stopped by the Pearl store on Central Square earlier this week to hang up posters for the Cambridge Comix Festival, which continues this weekend. Word is thatthey've gotten rid of the big bulletin boards they used to offer for community fliers -- and now have a small one that is labeled for arts events only (i.e. no roommate searches or music-related events). In addition, you now have to have a manager initial your poster before it can be posted.

My friend asked if he could put up his poster, and the staff told him no. He persisted, explaining that there are gallery shows involved in the fest -- and that it's art related -- and the woman said, "Well, even if I let you put it up, my manager will just take it down." Apparently, there were grafitti-related posters posted on the board previously, and the Pearl staff is cracking down on inappropriate fliers. That's where comics rank at Pearl: below grafitti art. Not quite high art enough to promote at Pearl.

Technofetishism XXXVIII

My mom and dad have been online for several years now, but my mom has never taken to the Net -- or the PC -- like my dad has. Part of it is where they have the computer set up at home. It's kind of in my dad's "space," and because he's the primary user, my mom is often frustrated when he changes the desktop and file setup. She can't find what she's looking for, and even if she learns how to do something, she often has to relearn as files and applications move around.

While my dad just got a new laptop to use as their primary computer -- dedicating their old desktop to operating his model railroad -- I thought it'd be a good idea to get my mom something that she could use to get online, email family, and so forth. Something that would be hers. Something that would be in her space. So I bid on an old Ergo Audrey from 3Com on Ebay.

Originally introduced in 2000, the Audrey was a Net appliance offered as part of a proposed Ergo line of consumer electronics devices to be used in the home. Designed by Ideo, Razorfish, and 3Com, the Audrey is a sleek device with a petite countertop footprint. No longer available via retail -- and no longer supported by 3Com -- the Audrey has emerged as a quaint technological artifact ripe for hacking.

While I don't expect my folks to tweak their Audrey so it's networked, streaming MP3's, or a Linux device, I've already received two emails from my mom, sent from the Audrey -- in the kitchen. And that's a good thing. Finally, my mom can get online her way in her space on something that is hers. Even though 3Com discontinued the Audrey, the company deserves thanks for helping to bring my family closer together.

Anchormen, Aweigh! XXI

The new Anchormen CD, Nation of Interns, has arrived! We met late last night to practice for Friday's show, with Leslie joining us on the alto saxophone to work out Romeo Void's "Never Say Never," a fine no-wave song, indeed. This is what Friday's set list will look like, in no particular order:

  • Another Gentrification Song
  • Audobon Park
  • Finger Lakes
  • Idlewild
  • Celebrate Democracy
  • Unsung Heroes
  • Too Far Away
  • Indecision
  • She's Sick
  • Evacuation Day
  • Trapped in the Basement
  • Harrison Avenue Overpass
  • Airborne Event
  • Houdini's Ghost
  • Houston


  • While everyone else was working on the Romeo Void cover, I took a break to go to the restroom. Returning to our space, I saw an apparently drunk man rising out of the cubbyhole corner over by where the payphone used to be. Later on, he came to our room, let himself in, and drunkenly told us that he was a neighbor and that we had no right to make so much noise. We told him that we did and ushered him out of the room -- "You have to leave." -- to finish practice.

    When we were all done and leaving to head to the Abbey Lounge in Somerville for a drink, he was passed out sleeping on the floor between the pool table and the old piano. A trailing line of liquid from the garbage made it look like he was drooling profusely. He would snort and shift, so we knew that he was mostly OK, but we called 911 anyway. Meeting the two paramedics downstairs, we took them up to the fifth floor, where they roused him, ascertained that he wasn't hurt or injured, and helped him downstairs in the elevator. We left them with him on the street, trying to shoo him off to one of the area homeless shelters for the night.

    We probably could have woken him up and ushered him out of the building ourselves, but I think calling 911 was the right thing to do even if it was kind of a false-alarm hassle for them. What if he'd been hurt? What if he'd protested or gotten violent? I think the authority of their uniforms and the ambulance were good to have on hand in what could've been an awkward situation.

    He was no Evan Dando, that's for sure.

    Tuesday, May 13, 2003

    Geocache Me If You Can

    Oh, I love my new Geko 201. It's going to totally change how I think about place -- and being in between places. Last night, as my mom and I walked through the Public Garden and Boston Common to the Park Street T station, we used it to keep track of what direction we were walking in and how far we'd gone. I can't get over the fact that satellites in orbit around the Earth are sending messages to this little green device in my hand.

    This morning, I took a break from work to try to find my first Geocache in the North End. I couldn't find it and started feeling self-conscious because there were other people around. I went back during a brief lunch break and still couldn't find it. It looks as though they've recently planted some shrubbery in the area, perhaps laying new cedar chips and cleaning up some of the trash accumulated over the winter, so it might no longer be there. I'll wait for a less overcast day to see if my accuracy improves.

    Until then, there's a Geocache not far from where I live. Maybe I'll track that down tomorrow evening.

    I work at N 42o 21.895' W 071o 03.489'. Satellites are speaking to me!

    Music to My Ears XXXVIII

    A colleague of mine, Charlie McEnerney, is host and producer of a new Web radio program called Well-Rounded Radio. Intending to eventually pitch his music interview segments to various radio stations, Charlie, a former contributor to IndyMusic and MovieMaker -- and a musician in his own right -- offers several of the episodes to date online. Musicians featured so far include the Willard Grant Conspiracy, Tanya Donelly, and Clint Conley. Deb Klein of Hi-Fi Records is even featured as part of the Well-Rounded Raves segment, raving about the Thermals. Nice!

    Monday, May 12, 2003

    Corollary: Technofetishism XXXVII

    I received my Geko 201 in the mail today. Woot!

    Magazine Me XXXIII

    There must be something in the water these days. What is up with all the new magazine launches? Former Red Herring editor Jason Pontin is launching the Acumen Journal of Sciences. And Audrey is a new mag aimed at Asian American women. I can see some potential in a business magazine about the life sciences, but in a niche already crowded by some not-so-good magazines such as A and Yolk, will Audrey rise above?

    Thanks to I Want Media.

    The Movie I Watched Last Night LXVII

    While my mother was in town for Mother's Day and Kurt and Geraldine's wedding, we watched a couple of movies on the Big Blue Couch at Church Corner:

    Friday: The Straight Story
    Based on a true story, this 1999 David Lynch film produced by Disney tells the tale of a 73-year-old man who embarks on a six-week journey from Iowa to Wisconsin on a riding lawn mower. It's a slow-paced, gentle movie that's quite different than Lynch's usually dark narratives, and its emotional weight and importance is impressive. Richard Farnsworth's portrayal of Alvin Straight, the aged hero of the film, is solid, as is Sissy Spacek's role as Straight's developmentally disabled daughter. For the most part, the movie is a linear hero's quest, and the story unfolds through vignettes as Straight encounters various characters along the way: a pregnant runaway, a helpful family, and eventually, the brother for whom he set out on his journey. The Straight Story is a story about family ties, honor, perseverence, and redemption -- as well as about pride and love. While I expected more of an emotional resolution or apology at the end, when Straight is reunited with his brother (portrayed by Harry Dean Stanton), the quietly accepting conclusion is impact enough. A sleeper, but substantial.

    Saturday: Night on the Galactic Railroad
    Admittedly, I picked up this 1985 anime directed by Gisaburo Sugii mistaking it for A Chinese Ghost Story. But the confusion was not regretted. Based on a 1927 story by Kenji Miyazawa, the anime is a modern fable about two friends who embark on a quest for self-realization and -understanding on a mysterious train that takes them to various stations. Along the way, the youths encounter various characters and scenes that contribute to their moral and philsophical learning and development. Although the anime is quite beautiful -- and the soundtrack appropriate for the film's dark mystery -- the pace is somewhat slow. Regardless, by building the young heroes' emotional and social development on a quest for one's father and independence, Sugii communicates many of Kenji's ideas and ideals to good effect. In fact, this is an interesting parallel watch to The Straight Story because both portray linear quests for understanding. When the end arrived, I was slightly surprised and dismayed by the anime's initially dissatisfying conclusion, but then another aspect of the story was introduced, and it wrapped up quite nicely. Despite an overly Western and Christian philosophical leaning for a Japanese fable, the film's animation and soundtrack is luch and impressive, and the overall effect is one of care and growing confidence.

    Event-O-Dex LVI

    May 16: Anchormen CD release party and Handstand Command third anniversary celebration with the Operators, Asian Babe Alert, and the Reaganauts at the Milky Way in Jamaica Plain.

    The Free-Range Comic Book Project XXIV

    This is an installment of Media Diet's Free-Range Comic Book Project.

    Crimson #17 (DC/Wildstorm, April 2000). Writer: Brian Augustyn. Artist: Humberto Ramos. Location: On a seat near Baggage Claim 7 in Terminal C of Logan International Airport.


    For more information on this project, please refer to this Media Diet entry.

    Friday, May 09, 2003

    News You Can Abuse III

    My friend Tom Hopkins, who works with Soft Skull Press in New York City, is featured in a recent edition of the Onion. The article isn't about Tom, but the face in the photo is definitely Tom.

    "A guy in this cartooning class I took at SVA this past fall was a staff photographer for the Onion," Tom says. "He took pictures of everyone in the class who was game -- and willing to be potentially humiliated in public like that."

    Comic Book Collections V

    I've got to come up for another header for these zine library, archive, and infoshop notices. Because this is another library or archive not of comics, but of zines.

    In the Austin Chronicle, Josh Medsker chronicles his efforts to organize a zine library in Austin. Sounds like he's approaching the project in the right way, and I look forward to future reports on his progress!

    Thanks to Bookslut.

    Music to My Ears XXXVII

    Thanks to Jim Munroe's delightful DIY video CD-ROM zine Novel Amusements #3 and Jon Sasaki's clever submission "Mixed Tape," I've been introduced to Dictionaraoke. Dictionaraoke is a Web site collecting MP3 files made by combining online dictionaries' computer-generated voices with karaoke music for hits of yesterday and today. I've never heard such a dry, passionless rendition of the Beastie Boys' "Girls." Ball2000's version of Kiss' "Rock and Roll All Nite" alternates male and female computer vocals, making for an energetic, giggle-ridden number. The chorus cracks me up. Awesome... I'll be spending some time here.

    Rock 'n' Roll Business School?

    Today's Boston Globe offers an interesting pairing of related items. Hilary Price's Rhymes with Orange comic strip today takes a look at what happens when dance companies go multinational. And Joan Anderman's feature story about the local band Elcodrive indicates an interesting direction for independent bands to take.

    When Elcodrive sends its demo recordings to labels for consideration, they included a six-page marketing plan that outlines promotional programs for radio, retail, and touring; a report from Polyphonic HMI, a company that uses software to predict potential hits; and Soundscan and Broadcast Data Systems reports. It's a band in a box!

    But the truly intriguing thing here is Polyphonic HMI (Human Media Interface). Based in Barcelona, Polyphonic has developed music analysis software called Hit Song Science. The program predicts the hit potential of a given song by applying algorithms to compare the song to the last five years' worth of Top 30 hits from Billboard and UK Official charts. While the software applies no science to song lyrics -- just musical content compared to previously popular songs -- all five majors use Polyphonic's service, which runs $3,000 an album.

    Someone want to gift the Anchormen $3,000? Our new CD will come out May 16. Maybe it's better we don't know how good or bad we really are.

    Among the Literati XXXVI

    Wil Wheaton, former a cast member for Stand by Me and Star Trek: The Next Generation, as well as a blogger himself, recently founded Monolith Press. Aiming to "give the unconventional a voice, and the world a chance to hear them," Monolith's first book is by Wheaton himself. Dancing Barefoot collects five short stories about life in the so-called Space Age. Hide and seek, time machines, Car Wars, Star Trek, and Wheaton figure prominently in the book, which looks promising. Make with the clicky click already!

    The Free-Range Comic Book Project XXIII

    This is an installment of Media Diet's Free-Range Comic Book Project.

    Codename: Strykeforce #8 (Image, November 1994). Writers: Marc Silvestri and Mike Heisler. Artist: Joe Benitez. Location: Given to my friend Tim while on the Red Line between Park Street and Central Square.


    For more information on this project, please refer to this Media Diet entry.

    Thursday, May 08, 2003

    Mention Me! XXXIX

    Thanks to Krzysztof Kowalczyk for the link love.

    See You in the Funny Pages XII

    In today's installment of Get Fuzzy, Boston-based cartoonist Darby Conley proposes a new movie rating: NC-99. "Absolutely nobody under 99 allowed to see it!" I like the idea of movie ratings that are more specific. But do we really need rating systems?

    In Reader's Digest Canada, Rod Gustafson wonders whether viewers can trust movie ratings. Gretchen Ellis proposes some alternate meanings for the ratings. And Franklin Harris thinks we should get rid of them entirely.

    For video games, we've got the Entertainment Software Rating Board's rating system. Joseph Lieberman doesn't think these ratings work either. David Walsh and Douglas Gentile have researched their validity. Gamersmark lays into "dumbass parents."

    Online, there's the Internet Content Rating Association. And PC World wonders whether you can trust e-commerce rating services. "Who's rating the raters?"

    The Comics Code Authority. The struggling Underwriters Laboratories. So many ratings organizations!

    I had no idea there were so many. I just don't ever pay attention to them. Outside of Consumer Reports, ratings don't influence my buying habits. They mean nothing to me. They bring neither comfort nor confidence.

    Regardless, I am going to rate this Media Diet entry PG. Pretty Good.

    North End Moment XXXVIII

    Overheard at Prince Pantry:

    Customer: I'll have a small tuna sub.
    Cook: What kind of tuna?
    Customer: Yes, tuna.
    Cook: What kind of tuna?
    Customer: Italian! You want Chinese tuna?
    Owner: Hey! Don't harass the help!


    Yes, the cook is Asian. I was glad that the owner said something because I was about to comment on the other customer's racist remark. Is there such a thing as Chinese tuna? There is such a thing as a Chinese tuna bake.

    The Free-Range Comic Book Project XXII