Actual attempts to use a QCat as intended- record of results

In the spirit of fairness, since I did get this clever little goodie for free, I tried to use it as intended by the supplier.

I gathered several things from around the house, and set to the task of scanning their barcodes. I wanted to see how useful this gizmo really was. Results are tabulated below, but first some explanation of the table itself.



  • A result of 'Nothing' means exactly that. With the provided software, I can't tell if the scan itself didn't work, or if the software just ignored it. I swiped each barcode several times before recording a 'Nothing' result.
  • An 'Irrelevant' result was the delivery of a webpage that has no discernible connection to the scanned product. For example, scanning the barcode of a BUST magazine delivered me to the website of an electronic-component distributor.
  • An 'Expected' result is a URL that I could have guessed by looking at the product, or that was printed on the package itself. I don't count these among the 'Useful' results, because the scanner/software didn't do anything that I couldn't have done easily by myself.
  • A 'Useful' result is a referral to a URL that wouldn't be guessed from the package, but that still provides nothing unique, e.g. no mention is made of my arrival via QCat, and no special offers are made to me. These are useful, I guess, but again the device isn't really doing anything special for me.
  • A 'Unique' result is the Holy Grail of this exercise- a QCat-specific URL, possibly even with the much-promised 'SPECIAL OFFER'.
  • The 'You Found One!' result is a page on DC's site, for barcodes not yet recognized by DC.They graciously invite me to provide:
    1. a description of the product I just scanned
    2. the maker of said product
    3. a URL that future swipers could be referred to

      This is followed by an admonition that any information I provide will become their property, solely and exclusively! Jeeee-zus. What if I typed in my name? Would DC own my name? They scare me.

  • The hyperlinks in the 'Product' column refer to descriptions of particularly 'interesting' results.

Product

Result

Crystal Hot Sauce

Nothing

FastOrange Hand Cleaner

Nothing

Music CD- 'The Stooges" on Elektra Records

Nothing

Music CD- "Jungle Exotica" on Strip Records

Nothing

Zatarain's Shrimp & Crab Boil

Nothing

CVP Generic Ibuprofen

Nothing

Package of Picture-Hanging Hardware

Useful

Card of Replacement Buttons for Dress Shirt

You Found One!

Fleet brand of Milk of Magnesia

Nothing

Fall 2000 Issue of Bust Magazine

Irrelevant

May 2000 isue of American Survival Guide

Irrelevant

August 200 issue of Louisiana Game & Fish

Nothing

Fifth of Champagne- Deutz Brut Classic

You Found One!

Pack of HP DeskJet Driver Discs

Nothing

24-pack of Quilted Northern Toilet Paper

Nothing

2oz. WD-40 Spray Can

Nothing

10-pack of Tampax Regular Tampons

Nothing

22-pack of Kotex UltraThin Pads

Nothing

Small Jar of Vaseline

Nothing

Opalescence Dental Bleaching Kit

You Found One!

16-pack of Ivory Soap

Nothing

Pack of SpiderLine Braided Fishing Line

Useful

Book- Cunt by Inga Muscio

Nothing

Book- Secrets, Lies and Democracy by Noam Chomsky

Nothing

Book- That Kind of Girl by molly kiely

Nothing

Book- Hot Rods by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth

Expected

Jar of Zatarain's Cayenne Pepper

Expected

Bottle of PickaPeppa Hot Sauce

Nothing

Bottle of Tiger Brand Hot Sauce

Useful

Instant Gatorade (Fruit Punch!)

Nothing

Vigo Brand Santa Fe Beans & Rice Mix

Nothing

Absolut Vodka, 80 proof

Expected

Red Devil Hand-Vac Bags

Nothing

Windex

Nothing

Albany DOT4 Brake Fluid

Useful

Albany Brake Parts Cleaner

Useful

Forelli Brand Sardines in Oil

Nothing

Box from BellSouth digital answering machine

Irrelevant

Continental Airlines Luggage-tracking tag

You Found One!

Book- The last Victim by Jason Moss

You Found One!

October 2000 issue of Jane magazine

Expected

Music CD- EBN, 'Telecommunication Breakdown" on TVT Records

Expected

Music CD- Brubeck, "Take Five" on Columbia

Expected

Music CD- "Hell Comes to Your House" on TimeBomb Records

Nothing

Videocassette- "there's something about mary"

Useful

October 2000 issue of Popular Hot Rodding Magazine

Irrelevant

Pack of Burlington All-Purpose Paper

Irrelevant

billybee brand Honey Garlic Sauce

You Found One!

12oz Bottle of Dixie Lager Beer

Irrelevant

4-pack of GE Light Bulbs

Expected


Well, there you have it. Quick recap:

Products scanned: 50

Actual responses from the 50 scans: 25

Relevant responses: 13

Useful responses: 6

Unique URLs viewed as a specific result of an afternoon's use of the QCat: ZERO.

"Instant connections to special offers" etc. : ZERO.

Overall effect on the way I surf/shop/live: ZERO.

dr. cliff's rating of this device's usefulness as delivered: ZERO.


Since I haven't smashed or disabled the scanner (yet!), I may try more things in the future. Maybe not.

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