2008jun20. Frida.
Clive Owen for Lancome Maniacal Photoshopping Anti-Aging Extract Bullshit Creme.
The Curious Case Of The Microfiber Cleaning
Textile
That Was Environmentally Safe And Stuff But Mysteriously Ignored By The
Public In Favor Of Noxious Harmful Chemicals Ick
TED: Phillipe Starck. I
_love this guy. I would take a bullet for him, if it wanted to go to the
zoo or ride around in go-karts.
Jellyfish bad
day.
Vending Machine of
Action.
Snoring duck.
Fiber: It’s Not A Joke The Way It
Works.
Arrows that unfurl into extra-large delicious
pizzas on contact; cluster bombs that
sound off the musical number “Hello, Dolly” when dropped in sequence
TED: Sculptor Arthur Ganson.
Thin owl from Japan also does puffy
thickness.
Arrrrrr Matey,
let’s sail the seven seas of
Hexachlorophene!
“Nevertheless, hexachlorophene soap is not available over the counter
today, because once a product has been withdrawn by the FDA it is virtually
impossible for it to be reinstated, even after invalidation of the reasons
for its removal.” Every day I find a reason to luv my guvmint, even when
I’m not looking. “SOAKS CHILDREN CLEAN AUTOMATICALLY”
Junkfood Science: The Big
One.
Eat delicious banana cream pies every seventeen minutes. Break for a
sensible lunch. Then, coco-nut cream pies at roughly the same pace.
SABBATH MODE BEEP
BOOP
