2007mar25. Got to burn a giant wad of old personal and X Magazine business in my friend’s brand-new Chiminea (from a random Chiminea FAQ: “Most people are under the impression that they must have a truck or van to transport their Chiminea from the store to their home. This is not the case. In fact it is easier to set the Chiminea in a car seat and fasten a seat belt around it much like a person”). While I was shovelling in checks he grabbed one at random, it had Bill Griffith’s signature on it. Good to hang out with my old friend fire for awhile. I was all like “we could totally cook an awesome pizza in this” and my friend was all like “you’re smoking crack” and I was like “no, I’m smoking crack and this is a pizza-worthy appliance.” The opening is too small for big pizzas, though ... have to fold ‘em.








